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Category: The Magic Kingdom

Things We Lost In the Tiki Room Fire

Ah, Orlando when it sizzled. Forgive the drive-by entry, but this news is too wonderful not to share with you immediately: Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom is losing its substandard Tiki Room and going old-school. Yes, fellow themepunks, the tyrannical reign of The Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management is finally over, and we don’t even have Seal Team 6 to thank for it—just an electrical fire that destroyed one of the offending Iago robots. And people say there’s no Walt watching over us. Ha! Infidels! Anyhoo, follow the above link to Disney’s official blog and weep joyous tears into your Sunday morning Mai Tai. Next up: Stitch, meet water damage.

“The Hall of Inaccurate Presidents”

Via Wonkette. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard on a Tuesday; I must check the logs to confirm. “Jimmy Goose.”

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